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DORON

For — days, Doron has been missing in action, last seen with . We will not be silent. We will be mildly loud.

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The Story

It started innocently enough. Doron, a man of considerable charm and questionable judgment, crossed paths with .

Witnesses describe the moment as “sudden,” “inevitable,” and “honestly kind of his own fault.” He has not been seen at a spontaneous night out since.

Sources close to Doron report he is doing completely fine and asked us to please take this website down.

We have chosen to ignore these reports. The movement is bigger than Doron now. The movement is bigger than all of us.

(Hover the black bars. They told us not to.)

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    FAQ

    Is Doron actually in danger?

    Only of having a great time without us. That's the real tragedy.

    Does Doron know about this website?

    He does now. Hi Doron.

    Where does the petition go?

    Straight to the relevant authorities. By which we mean nowhere. It's saved in your browser. But in spirit, it goes all the way to the top.

    How can I help?

    Sign the petition, share the link, and next time you see Doron, look him in the eyes and whisper “we're coming for you.”